I Have Decided...

That I am going to post reviews on this blog of scary movies that I have never seen, nor has anyone seen because they have not been released yet. Oh, they'll be detailed alright. You'll never know that i didn't see it. until, of course, you actually see the movie and realize nothing I said was accurate. except, perhaps, whether you liked it or not. I will do my best to not review remakes because the new movie will be too similar to the old one so I will know too much about it. except for The Crazies. I have never seen The Crazies, and I am looking forward to it coming out, and even more excited about offering my unsolicited opinion before I know the first damn thing about it just like everyone else in the world.